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squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.
fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

"I am hard on myself. But isn’t it better to be honest about these things before someone else can use them against you? Before someone else can break your heart? Isn’t it better to break it yourself?"

- Stephanie Perkins, Isla and the Happily Ever After (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: splitterherzen)

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

extraterrestrialhitchhiker:

this looks like crux n crow
unexplained-events:

unexplained-events:

I was looking for UFO abductions and came across THIS video of a cow being taken away by a UFO….
Livestock abduction is happening. Open your eyes

#So long space cow

extraterrestrialhitchhiker:

found these lil guys not too far from each other, earlier. sweet lil beauties. i think they were in the process of continuing on with their journey onto distant lands n other realms.

extraterrestrialhitchhiker:

most lovely time waking up today. reminder of how sexy the veins in jacob’s arms are.
usclibraries:

Happy 150th birthday, Yosemite National Park! From the USC Digital Library’s California Historical Society Collection, here’s a tourist balancing atop an overhanging rock at Glacier Point.